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Funny… but, you know, not really…

Posted on July 20th, 2010 by Jeff Hoy

On rail mounted tactical flashlights:

One problem I witnessed, however, at least one of my genius buddies used their tactical light as a handy flashlight; running around the house pointing their gun at all kinds of stuff.  Tactical lights are very bright and designed to startle whatever they are pointed at, and you’re only suppose to point your gun at things you intend to shoot, so if you do get a tactical light and mount it to a gun, don’t use it like a flashlight!

Yeah, don’t do that.

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“Yeah, but when I do it, it’s different…”

Posted on June 11th, 2010 by Jeff Hoy

A writer on a for profit blog full of advertising complaining about a for profit web site being … full of advertising…

On top of that, Office Web Apps’ landing page usually sticks an ugly ad in the lower-right corner, one you’re probably used to seeing on the sites of newspapers that have lost touch with their advertisers, blogs hungry for monetization, and other hey-whatever ad sections. It’s less than appealing, especially when the design seems to blend into the beige-ish focus of Live.com’s design. (Note that you can change your Live.com theme, but the ad doesn’t ever go away).

You could read the rest of the article if you want… but there’s nothing really to see there, kinda lame.

Fitting in is hard to do…

Posted on April 16th, 2010 by Jeff Hoy

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I’m a real writer now!

Posted on March 18th, 2010 by Jeff Hoy

I’m blogging for Big Squid R/C!  I have a real audience!  So go there for all the R/C news you used to find here.  Not to worry though, I’ll still be blogging here about all the other stupid junk that I usually blog about.

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Why the USPS is losing billions of dollars…

Posted on March 13th, 2010 by Jeff Hoy

I ordered an item from Newegg on March 8th.  On March 9th it is shipped out from Carson, CA via DHL’s Global Mail shipping option.  About 25 hours later, on March 10th,  it had traveled 1200 miles and arrived in Aurora, CO.  It was then given to the US Postal Service to make the last 120 mile trip from Aurora down to Pueblo, CO.

THREE DAYS LATER IT STILL HAS NOT ARRIVED.

So DHL can ship something 1200 miles in 24 hours, but it takes the USPS more than 72 hours (much more at this point) to move something 1/10th the distance.  Sounds like a government program to me.

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Stop comment spam in it’s tracks…

Posted on March 3rd, 2010 by Jeff Hoy

Comment spam is one of the hazards of running open comments on any blog or website.  I’ve dealt with nearly 5,000 spam comments on my blog, and I don’t have nearly the traffic of any of the huge blogs out there.  But recently my comment spam stopped dead because of four easy to use WordPress plugins and a configuration change or two.

Akismet – This is a spam filtering plugin, it comes with the default WordPress installation, you just need to activate it and sign up for a WordPress.com account to get your API key to start using it.  Akistmet’s not going to stop the spam, but what it will do is identify comments that come from common spam sources.  It will segregate those comments and you can then review them later to make sure there weren’t any comments labeled as spam erroneously.  (Plugin Directory link: Akismet)

SI CAPTCHA Anti-Spam – You’re starting to see these everywhere.  It’s a small image with a series of letters and numbers that you have to type in to confirm that you are a human.  These work on the principle that a human would be able to read the image, while a computer (spam bot) would not. SI CAPTCHA Anti-Spam is a simple to use plugin, usually all you have to do is install and activate it and it starts working out of the box.  Some people may need to make a small change to their theme to get it working but most downloadable themes are already setup to use it.  (Plugin Directory link: SI CAPTCHA Anti-Spam)

TTC User Registration Bot Detector – Some spam bots try to get around non-open comment systems by signing up for an account at your blog and then using that account to post comments.  The TTC User Registration Bot Detector checks every computer that tries to register an account on your website against the list of known spammers at Spamhaus.  It also logs all registrations so if you see one IP address trying to register multiple accounts you can put it in your own blacklist to keep it from trying again.  (Plugin Directory link: TTC User Registration Bot Detector)

WP-Ban – Sometimes, no matter how hard they try, the plugins above still let through a spam message every now and then.  WP-Ban lets you ban computers from accessing your WordPress site based on their IP address, domain name, web site referrer, or user agent (browser type, bot type, etc.).  When a banned computer tries to access your site, they are given an error message, which you can customize, telling them they have been banned.  It prevents them from accessing every page on your site, including directly going to the wp-comments.php page which is the only place most spam bots go on your site.  (Plugin Directory link: WP-Ban)

Those are the plugins I use to keep spam out of my comments now.  There’s a couple other configuration changes you can make to your WordPress installation to assist those plugins as well.

Under the Discussion Settings you have three options that you can set to moderate spam.  The first one is to hold a comment in moderation if it contains more than a certain number of website URLs in it.  I currently have that set to two, which I believe is the default setting.  The next box down will hold comments in moderation if they contain certain words, URLs, or IPs.  You can specify words that are commonly used in spam messages on your site.  The WordPress.org documentation Wiki includes a list of spam words that you can copy and paste into this box.  Comments that are held in moderation are not considered spam until you mark them as such.  Every time a comment is held in moderation you should get an email asking you what you want to do with that comment.  The next box below that is the words blacklist box.  This list bypasses comment moderation and automatically marks any comment containing the words in the list as spam.  I consider this one to be a little more dangerous to use, so I don’t really use it.  But if you wish to, you could again use the list of spam words from the WordPress documentation wiki.

I’ve been running this combination of plugins and settings for a week now and I went from about 15 spams per day on average down to zero.  If you have a self-hosted WordPress installation and are struggling with spam then you might want to give this a try.

KWRP Kool Kustom Kar Show

Posted on January 27th, 2010 by Jeff Hoy

(Formerly the KDZA Kool Kustom Kar Show)

  • Pueblo, CO
  • Colorado State Fairgrounds - Kitchen Craft Hall (former Ag Palace)
    • Friday the 29th — 5:00 pm – 10:00 pm
    • Saturday the 30th – 10:00 am – 10:00 pm
    • Sunday the 31st – 10:00 am – 5:oo pm
  • Admission $2

Just posting this because I haven’t seen the info anywhere but on the Colorado State Fair’s events page.

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Merry New Year!

Posted on January 1st, 2010 by Jeff Hoy
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2009 Top Ten Random Things

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by Jeff Hoy

Time again for me to list ten random things.  Similar to how everybody does their top ten blah-blahs of 20XX lists at the end of the year.  But mine is way cooler than theirs.

  • 10. Hot Chicks – They still avoid me like the plague, but I can’t stop looking (…leering…) at them.
  •   9. RC Driver Live @ 5 – An informative and entertaining (infotaining) r/c hobby show.  Monday through Friday, live, at 5.
  •   8. Sloppers – A delicious staple food of Pueblo, an open face cheese burger smothered in green chile.  Also, it’s pretty easy to make at home.
  •   7. Behemoth – Their latest album, Evangelion, is a fantastic piece of work that takes death metal to new heights.
  •   6. Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld – It’s one of the few news shows worth watching any more.
  •   5. This List - Falling two positions from last year.  As a now annual list for four years running, it’s not as new or unique as it once was, but it still manages to stay random, so it sneaks into the top five.
  •   4Gravity Crash - Neo-retro gameplay stylings combining Choplifter, Subterrania, Lunar Lander, and vector graphics into a challenging yet fun shmup gaming experience.  It was a tough choice between this and PixelJunk Shooter.  They’re both awesome games, but I’m enjoying the challenge of Gravity Crash more.
  •   3. Tamiya – They still release r/c cars in kit form for the true hobbyists out there, even though the rest of the r/c industry has gone RTR.
  •   2. RiffTrax Live - I went to the movie theater three times this year, two of those were to see a RiffTrax Live event.  The other, Transformers 2.
  •    1. Nothing.  Life is pointless.

2010 Predictions

Posted on December 24th, 2009 by Jeff Hoy

Five predictions for the coming year.

  • Gran Turismo 5 will be the highest rated/best reviewed video game of 2010.
  • Team Losi will introduce a real pure-bred racing follow-up to the XXX/XXX-T series.
  • Redeye w/Greg Gutfeld will surpass The O’Reilly Factor in the cable news ratings race.
  • The only thing I see in the movie theater in 2010 will be another RiffTrax Live performance.
  • I’ll get a job working for RC Driver Magazine.